Saturday, 17 January 2009

Obamas New Presedential Limo!


Remember the new presedential cadillac that was designed to be pew-pew proof? You don't? Well it's been approved for use starting January 20th and is full with all kinds of exciting features and crazy shit, like extra presidential blood (I'm not kidding) and 8-inch thick doors that weigh as much as a 757's cabin door. I thought it was funny the driver side window is the only one that goes down and even then it only drops 3-inches to "pay a toll or talk with secret service agents running alongside". Pay a toll? Get fucking real! I know the picture is small, so click here to see the full size image and read all those little words.

1 Year Old Encyclopaedic Gaming Knowledge!



Not only will one year old Melodie break your sons heart, she'll also crap over his hi-scores too!

How To Fix Your Faulty Plasma!



This is so full of win I don't even know where to start. First of all, I'm pretty sure this isn't the preferred method to repair your faulty, pixelating piece of shit plasma, but it's certainly the coolest. I believe it's affectionally referred to as the 'beating-the-crap-out-of-and-humping-against-the-wall-method'. Tasty. If that's not enough win for you, it's played out to a couple of Australian chicks arguing with each other. Ahhh another normal day of tranquility in Mr Aus's house!

WTF: The World Thorium Fuel Vehicle

This beast of an automobile is the latest Cadillac concept, designed by Loren Kuleses that runs entirely on Thorium, a possible alternative nuclear fuel to Uranium.

With a very unfortunate (or clever) acronym the WTF quite frankly scares the shit out of me - the only car I've ever known to run on radioactive fuel was Martys DeLorean! As with 95% of designers concept cars, it's unlikely we'll see this in production any time soon, but the direction car design is heading is quite mind boggling.


Creating a concept these days isn't so much about designing an incredible looking motor, but more so re-engineering the whole logistics of how a car works... The Minority Report 'MAG-LEV' system may not be too far away! Well, ok, maybe it is... but you can let me dream.

Durex - Get It On!



ok, I know, so this has little to do with technology and/or gaming - other than the mildly thin semblance of a relationship forged on the basis of the simple yet flawlessly rendered CGI.

However, look deep in your heart... and such is the quality of the execution, you can almost feel the emotions going through the minds of the arguably homosexual rabbit condoms! Also note, that without audio enabled, this is no-where near as amusing!