
Remember the new presedential cadillac that was designed to be pew-pew proof? You don't? Well it's been approved for use starting January 20th and is full with all kinds of exciting features and crazy shit, like extra presidential blood (I'm not kidding) and 8-inch thick doors that weigh as much as a 757's cabin door. I thought it was funny the driver side window is the only one that goes down and even then it only drops 3-inches to "pay a toll or talk with secret service agents running alongside". Pay a toll? Get fucking real! I know the picture is small, so click here to see the full size image and read all those little words.



